BRIAN & ANGELA

ACROSTICS ~ The Animal Dentist !

 

 

CROCODILE patients come in with a Smile ~ I

REALLY do relish my job !  They

OPEN their jaws like Dinosaurs 

CAUSING my warm heart to throb !  Keep

OPEN they should with a big log of wood

DON\'T want them to bite off my hand

I\'M A COOL loving hand ~ cares for their TEETH ~ They

LOVE ME and they UNDERSTAND

EVERY Old Croc ~ Teeth the size of a Rock ~ OK

 

 

CHIMPANZEES ~ they live in trees

HIGH above the ground

I STAND underneath and shout out ~ TEETH !

MAKES them come runnin\' round

PERFECT grin  from nose to chin 

AND Monkeys ~ just like humans

NOW get a thrill when they see the DRILL 

ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ~ they love the buzzing sound  

EVERY CHIMP\'s an incarnate IMP ~ BUT

EACH one I have found ~ is really a .....

SIMIAN ANGEL FAIR ~ asleep with Gas \'n Air !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN

 

When I was still at School ~ I wanted to be a VET !

I used to work in one on a Saturday Morning ~ cleaning

and making tea & coffee for the Clients. When someone

brought in a small CROCODILE with its jaws tied together

with a belt ~ I changed my mind and trained as an 

Industrial Chemist instead ~ I love amphibians & snakes !