LIMERICKS 46 47 & 48
We stayed at a Hotel in Bled
where the notice board quite clearly said:
‘Live singing tonight’
and they sure got it right,
for none of the singers were dead.
She appeared to be chaste and discerning
but the truth is now slowly emerging
for the folk in the town
who know the lowdown
have dubbed her the ‘second hand virgin’
A heavyweight swimmer from Perth
had such an expansive girth
when she dived from the quay
all the ships in the sea
had to find an alternative berth.