“Call me Ishmael”
“But your name is Fred!”
“Yes but for this poem,
Call me Ishmael”
“OK, so what does Ishmael do?”
“You’re the Captain, you tell me!”
“OK then, go down to the Chippie,
Get some fish and chips for the crew”
“Have you got a barrow,
Its a lot of fish and chips”
“OK then, just get the chips!”
“But what about the fish?”
“its OK, I have some in stock”
“Oh no! Not Whale Meat Again!”