Elephant and Castle I got on the train after a hen night at the Charlie Chaplin pub,
Lambeth North, my masseuse there treated me to a therapeutic back rub.
I paid my respects to Olivia DEHavilland at a BFI tribute at Waterloo,
There was an accident at Charing Cross with my stiletto heeled shoe.
Regents Park, I danced the tango in the open air,
My birthday celebrations took place at Marylebone’s Chiltern Firehouse what a grand affair!
Running past the Grand Union Canal I jumped on the tube at Queen’s Park,
My journey was interrupted at Wembley Central, by a dog’s annoying bark.
South Kenton, not far to go I am nearly home,
Harrow and Wealdstone, the journey ends I order a takeaway on my mobile phone.