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aye miss the trials and tribulations of expectant fatherhood

no emotionally ecstatic experience compares     to the seminal instance     whence spermatozoa     (from profuse ejaculation) beget   the miraculous propensity     to procreate despite the steep odds     female fertility fosters potential impregnation     fusing the hereditary debt   of feral, fiery, fomenting friskiness     fueling fancy free footloose fornication     prior to seminal fertilization union     sans ova doth induce fret  full ness in tandem with       diametrically opposed exultant sensations     (biologically, embryonically, microscopically,     et cetera) seismic shocks inject   when deliberate intent arises to disregard       applying prophylactics choice     plying reproductive roulette let which analogous fruitful uterine plain     bastes the \"cooking\" egg omelette  

which impregnation upends cessation of \"self\"     first and foremost asper desire to breed
wrenching role of \"me\" as operative     of webbed world de jure upon     consummating that most miraculous deed    necessitating yet for the fecund female relief     from messy menstrual cycle 
   she becomes temporarily freed that perhaps a novitiate (or even a gal practiced     in the euphoric family, she instinctually     abides prenatal signals that heed

without feeling debased, harangued, lectured     pedagogical, polemical, puritanical, et cetera blast
assessing copulation enjoyed gloriously,     ineluctably, kinesthetically     lectured by elder, especially cast
in thee reel life drama, that nine months     til offspring utters initial whimper     elapses exceptionally fast
emitting a radiant golden halo wishing       to bottle confluence of hormonal secretions last  ideally fully awake to the birthing process,     when juiced the first stage of maternity past
cuz every moment thee inconsolably       (perhaps colicky infant)     gets first dibs to suckle,     which round the clock nursing     consumes moments many vast.