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Attributes of Being Average 

  (alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured from go win addle American non refundable private parts)   each set of twenty three chromosomes the basic biological building blocks of life came out cervix when second hand of analog clocks   barely and scarcely swept across dial, wrought offspring appearance as a pier a docks closely resembling a monkey   perhaps...hmm... maybe mother mated with a chimp 
assimilating chromosomal flox genetic combination brought about add hocks   viz bouncing baby boy skinny and fair game as a pluperfect future target for jocks when I took first gasp of air sputtered like an old engine that knocks,   now just easing into ma deuce score and xix year with hair reed locks twittering, snorting, rattling nonetheless became precious human dependent   with mat chew anti body mox see for father and mother to care despite expelling nox shuss gas out derriere, which profuse flatulence   natural immunization kept away infected kids with pox nicknamed little buttock blaster now sits in a comfy chair and rocks   reminiscing about boyhood and a pooch named Socs who told time applying faux paws vox like ­tum make sounds resembling tick tocks   Nowadays every potential mom and dad disappointed unless offspring(s) feverish follow fad decreeing qualified as gifted birth of lass or lad go wing great lengths to prod and push progeny until a genius to be had rather tubby thankful and gratefully glad   regaling robust surprise packaged traits of yore inheriting genetics descended when early apes did de tour   terrestrial virgin earth anatomically complete store reed awesomely astounding miracle from spore sized fertilized ovum (healthy and sound baby boy or girl) hood roar   if lionized, which feline bellow mew might mean change my dye ya pore
and pamper me sum more gnome hatter wailing mama or papa ignore thence nurturing baby pipes por favor
kinship knits omnipotent bond evermore where tis instinctual to adore.