CATS FOR ALL SEASONS & ALL REASONS !
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ~ CHRISTINA
Have you chosen your CAT ?
D\'you want the one with the blue bow tie
Or the one with the Cowboy Hat
Or the sleek Siamese ~ so keen & lean ?
Looks like like he could catch a RAT !
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ~ CHRISTINA ?
They\'re selling like Hot Cakes
The BLACK one with the big White face
A wonderful pet he makes !
What about a GINGER CAT ?
Happy contented ~ Sits cute on you mat !
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ~ CHRISTINA ?
We deliver to every State
It\'s only THIRTY DOLARS for freight
Now what do you think of that ?
FRED ~ We even flyii ~ to Hawaii
Snug in the hold ~ with a drink and a mat !
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ~ CHRISTINA ?
Perhaps you\'d like a CAT that\'s BLUE ?
Pure Abyssinian ~ An ARISTOCAT through & through
You could buy a WHITE CAT ~ what d\'you think ?
Society ladies dye them PINK !
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ~ CHRISTINA
HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR CAT ? !
This Poem is dedicated to CHRISTINA S ~ OK !
Thanks for choosing ~ comments welcome ~ MEOUW ~ BRIAN !
TEN GOOD REASONS FOR CHOOSING A CAT !
1 They don\'t bark and howl at night
2 You don\'t have to take them for WALKIES
3 You never have to wash them
4 If you go on Holiday any Neighbour will look after them
5 They are self assured
6 If they like you ~ You have a friend for life
7 If they have KITTENS ~ Everybody wants ONE !
8 They are minimum maintenance
9 VETS love CATS and find other PETS difficult (and expensive !)
10 HOME IS ALWAYS WHERE THE CAT IS !