KISS ME HARDY
‘Kiss me Hardy’
‘Piss off Nelson, don’t be foolhardy’
‘Oh come on Hardy – right here on the deck’
‘I’m sorry - no Nelson!
but …………….. oh what the heck!
But mind ‘cos I’ve got full nautical dress on
which really I don’t want to get any blood on’
‘Okay then Hardy – your concern I respect
What do you say to Just a quick peck? ’