Now come on, Orchi!
You can\'t be 21 again today.
You must be 22 by now
Or at least 23
Wow - that\'s very old!
Yep, I\'m 21 again
21 million years old, that is
But - agghhh - another birthday?
One with a \'zero\' at the end
Ahh - so you\'re 30 then, Orchi?!
Ohh I seen some times
Such as in 1066, I met Will
William The Conqueror at Hastings
I made a terrible blunder there when I said
To Harold \'Look up, Sir\'
At a fateful moment
It was one in the eye for him
It was all my fault, you know!
I\'ll tell ya things about dinosaurs too
I met them in person
What\'s that you say -
\'You still are a dinosaur?\'
Well, it\'s me hymn-poems
I met those hymn-writers too
Including \'Joseph The Hymnograper\'
From centuries ago (he died in 886 AD)
He gave me hymn-writing tips when I met him
I\'ve written them ever since!
Hymnographying, that is.
Oh, but still can\'t say these long words
Anything over 3 syllables and I\'m stumped
Well, I can\'t tell ya everything of my life
I would be here for ever
Just call me \'Fossil\' as me nickname
But here\'s to sherry-fuelled and pork-pie filled days
Raise a glass with me
But not before I\'ve added water to it!
Hee hee hee!