I used to ride horses
Legs stuck tighter than glue
I could run like the wind
And dance the night through
Time catches up
Now pounding won\'t do
Try yoga they said
It will sooth and renew
So here I am standing
On my right leg
With the toes of my left foot
Hanging over my head
On the back of those toes
I must now put my focus
While my leotard top
Is threatening to choke us
I\'m watching the grass grow
Contemplating my navel
And all the while \"ommmmmming\"
As best as I\'m able
I\'ll never untangle
I stand like a pretzel
I\'m fated to crash
And take down a table
I wonder exactly
How long can I last
I sweat every minute
Wow this is a blast!