Goldfinch60

The Kids They \'Phone.

The kids, they ‘phone occasionally,

So on the ‘phone we answer thus:

If you are one of our children

And are asking for some money,

Will you please press one.

If you are one of our children

Asking for some help or advice

Will you please press two.

If you are one of our children

Asking about our health or wellbeing,

Please ensure

That you have dialled the correct number.