A. F. Naturaliy

I Have a Freckle on My Thumb

Gosh, why are everyone’s political arguments so dumb?

Hey, I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

We need to take care of the people on the streets who take drugs to feel numb!

That’s nice, but I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

People don’t sing anymore, they’re too shy, so they hum.

Okay, but I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

Ugh, the school lunches are disgusting, they taste like chum.

Where did I even get the freckle on my thumb?

 

You’re so annoying, we would rather listen to someone banging on drum.

Why won’t anyone pay attention to the freckle on my thumb?