Gosh, why are everyone’s political arguments so dumb?
Hey, I have a freckle on my thumb.
We need to take care of the people on the streets who take drugs to feel numb!
That’s nice, but I have a freckle on my thumb.
People don’t sing anymore, they’re too shy, so they hum.
Okay, but I have a freckle on my thumb.
Ugh, the school lunches are disgusting, they taste like chum.
Where did I even get the freckle on my thumb?
You’re so annoying, we would rather listen to someone banging on drum.
Why won’t anyone pay attention to the freckle on my thumb?