Lorna

Too Cold For Anything

Why is March so horribly cold

The thermometer tells me

It\'s warmer than January

By 20 degrees

And the bird bath water

Refuses to freeze

But the tips of my fingers

Are chilled to the bone

And I want to stay home

The furnace is going full blast

But I\'m past

Believing the numbers

They\'re lying

It\'s a conspiracy

To keep me sitting

In front of the fire

Or the last breath of Winter

Who is feeling bitter

Since he is dying

It\'s terminal

Only a few weeks to live

I\'ll help with that

In any way I can

Murder she wrote

Let\'s choke

The seasonal visiting villain