Why is March so horribly cold
The thermometer tells me
It\'s warmer than January
By 20 degrees
And the bird bath water
Refuses to freeze
But the tips of my fingers
Are chilled to the bone
And I want to stay home
The furnace is going full blast
But I\'m past
Believing the numbers
They\'re lying
It\'s a conspiracy
To keep me sitting
In front of the fire
Or the last breath of Winter
Who is feeling bitter
Since he is dying
It\'s terminal
Only a few weeks to live
I\'ll help with that
In any way I can
Murder she wrote
Let\'s choke
The seasonal visiting villain