Jeremy Cohen

What’s A Jew Without A Tribe?

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

You have a Yiddishe Kop, you are one of us,

You have to work harder, be smarter, and have incredible talents, you are one of us,

When you decide to get into an Ivy League school-- you will, you are one of us,

I know you could be good at business, you are one of us,

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

What’s the difference between a Kike and a cookie? Cookies don’t burn in the oven.

How do you get a Shylock’s number? Roll up their sleeve.

When Heebs play football, what’s the goal? To get the quarterback.

What happens if a Yid walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose.

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

You must be great at math since you are one of them,

You must be great with money since you are one of them,

You must be really smart since you are one of them,

You must be quite the academic since you are one of them,

You must think you\'re better than us because you\'re one of the \"Chosen People,\"

You, you, you...

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

Why is it you’re all rich, is it because you’re cheap and you Jew ‘em down?

Why is it you’re all nasty?

Why is it you’re all dirty?

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

“Don’t trust anyone but your family and your people.”

How could this be true, if they never saw past the surface and maybe never will... But this has to be true since goyim don’t see me at all...