Katerina is a girl who wasn\'t feeling well
She said she\'s a bird but when she flew she fell
Broke her butt but fixed it up by getting high on meds
When she got home they strapped her to her bed
Now she lies and sometimes cries when she sits down wrong
So she tries to take her mind away with song
Her pretty voice gets all the boys and her jangly guitar
Goes along so well it may take her very far
But today\'s in disarray with her broken tailbone
It hurt so much she couldn\'t touch anything but her phone
And when her friends gathered \'round and asked what they could do
Her face went red as she said, \"My toe is broken too!\"