Ramblers gather at Amersham, Chilterns bound,
The baby sleeps peacefully at Harrow-on the Hill, without a sound.
Beyoncé fans dance outside Wembley Park after a fantastic, spectacular show,
At Finchley Road, the homeless person shivers endlessly in the snow.
Adoring fans congregate at the Barbican to see Mr Cumberbatch on stage,
The jilted girlfriend at Liverpool Street manages to control her rage.
The train grinds to a sudden halt at Aldgate,
The American woman describes the Metropolitan Line as first rate.