PETS COME IN ALL SPECIES & SHAPES & SIZES !
DOGS are best as Pets they say
But they all need walkies on a Rainy Day !
CATS are cool ~ aloof and self-contained
But my Friends all love them and noone\'s complained !
MY FISH in tanks I could watch all day
Better than TV \'cos it\'s 3D................ OK !
FISH in Pond are expensive to run
Watch out for HERONS they end up in their tum !
My Mam bought me a BUNNY ~ cool cute & funny
She had the luck to meet up with a BUCK
Who gave her ........ seven more in her tummy !
INDOOR BIRDS ~ anathama to me
All BIRDS should be fun and restriction free !
FREE RANGE HENS ~ most useful pet on legs
They live on scraps and cobs of corn
And then lay lots & lots of EGGS !
GUINEA PIGS ~ are smooth and cute
Don\'t cuddle them \'cos they\'ll crap on your suit !
HAMSTERS are like Guinea Pigs ~ they need a larger den
They love the feel of a Roulette Wheel
They go round & round & round & round again !
TORTOISES & TURTLES fun but rather slow
They never win a BEAUTY CONTEST in the Village Show !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX
What is your fave Pet ? The above list is based on
% household ownership in the UK DOGS (23) CATS
(18) and TURTLES (less than 1% !) Always remember
A DOG is for life not just EASTER ! Yours BRIAN XOX