BRIAN & ANGELA

TEN TOP BRITISH PETS ~ COUPLETS & TRIPLETS

 

PETS COME IN ALL SPECIES & SHAPES & SIZES !

 

DOGS  are best as Pets they say

But they all need walkies on a Rainy Day !

 

CATS are cool ~ aloof and self-contained

But my Friends all love them and noone\'s complained !

 

MY FISH in tanks I could watch all day

Better than TV \'cos it\'s 3D................ OK !

 

FISH in Pond are expensive to run

Watch out for HERONS they end up in their tum !

 

My Mam bought me a BUNNY ~ cool cute & funny

She had the luck to meet up with a BUCK

Who gave her ........ seven more in her tummy !

 

INDOOR BIRDS ~ anathama to me

All BIRDS should be fun and restriction free !

 

FREE RANGE HENS ~ most useful pet on legs

They live on scraps and cobs of corn

And then lay  lots & lots of EGGS !

  

GUINEA PIGS ~ are smooth and cute

Don\'t cuddle them \'cos  they\'ll crap on your suit !

 

HAMSTERS are like Guinea Pigs ~ they need a larger den

They love the feel of a Roulette Wheel

They go round & round & round & round again !

 

TORTOISES & TURTLES fun but rather slow

They never win a BEAUTY CONTEST in the Village Show !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

What is your fave Pet ?  The above list is based on

% household ownership in the UK DOGS (23) CATS

(18) and TURTLES (less than 1% !) Always remember

A DOG is for life not just EASTER !  Yours BRIAN XOX