Oops! must take my finger out
Of this delicious chocolate pot
I\'ve only started a diet today
Silly me, I totally forgot
Mum has come to visit me
She has brought this huge cake
I\'ll just have to tell her
I have a bad stomach ache
She really does not believe me
Cuts me off a massive slice
Puts it down in front of me
I ate it all delicious, so nice
Mum you should of not done that
You know I am trying to lose weight
\"Oh! Really! you scoffed it down
Telling me now, Its a bit late\"
Hubby comes home with a takeaway
Somehow I really cant take all this
Again its put down in front of me
just divine, he deserves a kiss
Dam, I have just weighed myself
Now I am three pounds more
Why the hell do I worry so much?
These diets are becoming a bore