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Some Diet

 

 

Oops! must take my finger out

Of this delicious chocolate pot

I\'ve only started a diet today

Silly me, I totally forgot

 

Mum has come to visit me

She has brought this huge cake

I\'ll just have to tell her

I have a bad stomach ache

 

She really does not believe me

Cuts me off a massive slice

Puts it down in front of me

I ate it all delicious, so nice

 

Mum you should of not done that

You know I am trying to lose weight

\"Oh! Really! you scoffed it down

Telling me now, Its a bit late\"

 

Hubby comes home with a takeaway

Somehow I really cant take all this

Again its put down in front of me

just divine, he deserves a kiss

 

Dam, I have just weighed myself

Now I am three pounds more

Why the hell do I worry so much?

These diets are becoming a bore