(c) 2018 Edward York
My coffee cup is halfway empty,
I finished eggs and ham,
I stopped to check my email,
But it was full of spam.
It\'s too early I think for YouTube,
But I\'ll still go take a look,
I will only spend a few minutes,
Then it\'s off to check Facebook.
LinkedIn is in the rotation,
And Instagram is on the way.
By the time I\'ve finished Snapchat,
I\'ve wasted half a day.
The boss seems kind of grumpy,
So I guess I better run,
He keeps asking about my progress,
On jobs that should be done.
I better get some work done,
Before he goes into a rage,
But first I\'ll check my Twitter,
Linked to my Facebook page.