Accidental Poet

My Baahstun Accent

 

My home, south of Baahston

A little drive but not too faah

Right near the canal

On Cape Caahd

 

I drive a truck now

But I used to drive a caah

These days I have a garaahge

So I don’t paahk in the yaahd

 

I’m not much of a drinker

So you won’t find me at the baah

I belong to a caah club

Where you’ll hear lots of oohs and aahs

 

Some years ago

I had my aahs handed back to me

I asked where I could find a caah wash

They thought I said a cow wash

 

Yeah, we might have

A Baahston accent

Though we don’t notice it

The absent of aah aahs

 

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