poet2rhyme4tommorrow

DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY BARRED AND FURLOUGHED 

FROM WHITE HOUSE   I ham aghast at increasing banality, deviltry, ferocity,      imbecility, liability, obscenity, rapacity, ugly      offal popularity witnessed by Donald trump   hence aye aerate thoughts,       how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal,       egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful         culling frightening insight, where portentous more deadly than      sport ugh guise Man \'o War debacle      doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster       my plenti full over active imagination        to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness       proportionate burst of haughtiness) while he doth stump   would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence       expelled from outward doppelganger of rump   pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan, but wood vouchsafe       tub be a jimmy neutron n sponge bob squarepants         Ark n saw wing enemy against da dull don dat pumps   swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego      analogous to his body infected with severe case of mumps   that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle         with incense against others – to him mere lumps   of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself      boasts as proof of favoritism, that enervating, fawning,       gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps   higher than expected,         while he commits faux paws which bumps   his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses      pandemonium toward gloating gump     shun from the uproarious. querulous      and populous madding crowd!     throughout launch of his campaign,      banally, devilishly, and fiendishly      character assassinating those opposed to his views -    inducing me to harrumph and dump faith       in humanity, wondering what ruse   smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up        while pacing in soft shoes     woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render      competitors to drop out in ones n twos   whom he purportedly considers apostates,       and heathens cons heed Make America Great use   all manner of bullying (determination whose occipital pupils   coalescing into searing grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers)       forcibly silencing any jeers   when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi play book with a \"who cares\"     attitude closing in on pinteresting      for United Stated chess board foursquare,    which deliberate intent to foment n wrought prostrate -    music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears        sans defeated apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears    with vitriolic violent bilious inducing jabs of his a will full spears       reputations of personalities (men and women politicians      his especial flavor of scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness         spewed squeamishly to grab by the figurative crotch       the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),       whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers   thus tis find this muddling middle-aged mwm abject psychic fractal shears!     the following poetic addendum composed way buff fore    (in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious,   garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis,   pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious,   unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon   must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!     DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --    this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay    so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted    Casino biggest win - before the political imbroglio       much more upsetting than today     Axe the old don   A trump peter n piper of incredulous hellish crud - be gone   With the ha air brushed pompous arse      so Macy jackal hound doth run   After public outcry yelps for his hide and proletarian discord won!     Donald Duck Trump ™$ - a pompous ass   makes war with his big brass    knuckles and bucket of crass   maligns vis a vis character assassination with bro kin glass   inciting banal deathly hallowed expletives toward lass   sees – especially Fox Television      news anchor woman Megyn Kelly        inducing said personality to bear grizzly brunt of brutish mass   of vitriolic n vile insults from incriminating verbal pass         so…ex post facto viz mine NO VOTE from me      thus this digital screed to disallow him       to accept the oath of office, cuz he will hurrahs        from such a snooty arrogant simian with sass!     I van a try to describe while sitting on me rump   How he oh bomb in lee rages with gnashing teeth      while back a slump   Blasting Democratic nomination as a sham –      From special interest bro and sis turn pump      He, the epitomy of crass bloviation, a malignant lump    Whose rants sans presidential sham rocked outcome       lets him trounce, pounce, denounce       liberal Democratic stalwart efforts bolstering middle class      to blitz total mortal kombat like a rabid red bull      in a China shop with his millions beds this,        That and another woman to bareback jump   Disseminating gene pool – Obama null lee birthing       more quackery and additionally doth hump   The mass media as some foolhardy charade         characterizes abominable (MORE FRIGHTFUL THAN YETI):      culpable, deplorable, execrable,       et cetera of a frazzled grump, This arboreal clothed ape       Erecting Taj Mahal phallic symbol where players dump   And gamble away hard earn cash         For his hello kitty, as if cachet to grind and bump   Lambasting with that maniacal leering pout      while hair rum runs rampant with red bulls       In a China shop atop his bulbous       aerosol sprayed heady measly shaped        ulterior motive aimed his sights to become Pastor of Muppets      Dis eased cranial hologram       Of cretaceous, facetious and insidious mump!     By: Baron von Ivan Mal N. Ya.