In days of old when Knights were bold and wore bright and shining armor
When Kings were more that mortal men the Knights would die for honor
Here we meet our hero the good Knight “Sir Doobie Dubious”
He was a champion in the sacred order of the Crest of the Dove
He championed for the fair maid” Mary Jane” he championed for love
In the kingdom was a castle in the castle was the King
The King sat in the throne room on his throne high above
At the table sat the good Knights of the Crest of the Dove
Will the good lord “Sir Doobie Dubious” succeed in upholding the creed
Of the sacred order of the Crest of the Dove
“Sir; Do you mean to defend yon fair maidens honor?”
Yes I believe I will indeed I would bode well to charm her
My lord I beg you succeed in upholding the creed and yon fair maidens honor
Alas as he mounted his steed he started to bleed having pinched his balls in his armor
He let out a scream and to all there it seemed his voice was two octaves higher
The King did decree” what’s wrong with thee” and re-assigned the knight to the choir
The Knight made a plea but had to agree he did not succeed in upholding the creed
To say nothing of fair maiden “ Mary Jane’s honor