TODAY IS A DAY FOR BUMS
Today is a day for bums.
I am only a man
and whenever I can
I admire the women
in their cotton and linen.
Yes I do like a sneak
each day of the week
at a different part
of the female art.
One day it is hair
and another a pair
of boobs or knees
and all of them please.
But today is a day for bums.