they’re mad today
~
col-en is calling me fran-kay
over and over
because he likes the sound of it
fran-kay ha-ha-ha
fran-kay ha-ha-ha
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get under the shower bob
use the soap bob
wash under your arms bob
wash between your legs bob
wash your behind bob
use shampoo on your hair bob
bob will be leaving us soon
he\'s moving on
to independent living
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alice has stolen some money from staff
and they’re talking about it around her
as if she isn’t there
and it looks like her paranoia is rising
one said
it’s obvious
she’s agitated because she’s feeling guilty
if we just keep on at her for a while
she’ll give it back
she won\'t hold out for long
when she knows that we know
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the little gnome
is having an out-of-town ultra-scan
on an ulcer
in the car he bops
like a teenage fiend
inhales the music
on saturday morning video shows
and now the radio has tuned him in
go-go little gnome
just you go
~
paul
paul
she still calls me paul
I didn’t take it
the other one took it
be nice to me paul
paul
can I have a cold coffee
and my cigarette
please paul
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they’re all mad today
hurry up
knock-off-work o’clock
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