Frank Prem

Franks Psychiatry 5 #68: before breakfast

these four are a hormone
then
there’s one for your blood
a small one so you piddle
two to get you sorted
down below
and in behind

 

the purples are for mood swings
the green one my dear
is just because you’re mad

 

and in case of a side effect
well
there’s one more as well

 

hold out your hand
it’s like a bag full of lollies
isn’t it
there’s gob-stops
all-sorts
jelly beans and smarties
and a drink with some fizz

 

be careful
don’t fart

 

no don’t ask
just swallow them down
my dear

 

I’ll get you a slice of warm toast
with marmalade

 

enjoy your breakfast

 

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