these four are a hormone
then
there’s one for your blood
a small one so you piddle
two to get you sorted
down below
and in behind
the purples are for mood swings
the green one my dear
is just because you’re mad
and in case of a side effect
well
there’s one more as well
hold out your hand
it’s like a bag full of lollies
isn’t it
there’s gob-stops
all-sorts
jelly beans and smarties
and a drink with some fizz
be careful
don’t fart
no don’t ask
just swallow them down
my dear
I’ll get you a slice of warm toast
with marmalade
enjoy your breakfast
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