Nay, purr seven knee, despite failing to make the grade,
 this bluesy well red, duff mute 
 average white band hit,
 hard knock school alumnus
jack of all trades master of none bumped along
pot hole cratered steep pitch
while riding the bus
bullies skewered kosher me all, cannibalized
 carte blanche timid ego
brandishing exacto knife
 threatening jugular, cuss
sing maniacally pulling out all stops
 going headstrong for this doofuss
Embracing premonition making me mincemeat
 vis a vis via, Atilla the Hun plus
Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore
 after diet of worms
 as hors d\'oeuvre hug guess
if given a choice, would prefer Loch Ness
monster, or the whale that swallowed Jonah,
 either t\'would be a quite im press
heave feted feat, versus being poached,
 roasted, skewered burnt alive
perhaps sautéed to feed additionally,
 
 the Gothic (Jacks sin) five
 the latter adorned with
Bandolier prototype, whence they would jive
to Vandals mess sigh ya,
 these last yet another contra band
 to play on command, or risk not being
 
 he gee beegee bing a live
all thee above iterated blather spluttered
 as punishment against revive
ving human sacrifice by pence hoove lee donning
 a new jersey wordlessly trumpeting, and strive
ving assiduously as a one man lobbyist,
 and aye willingly negotiate
 to take more\'n one wive
 even though that would be big o\' me decor,
thus a last minute reprieve given
 without axing por favor
and black keys handed over
 to Holy Roman Empire in hoar
rubble ruins (over the Weeknd), thus brutish nasty,
 and short tempered surprisingly
 (boot not prematurely) ejaculating bon jour
foo fighters actually (grand
 
 aery an nah - did a three sixty)
feting me guest of hun or,
boosting self esteem, the first time
 since being a kid in a candy store
which poetic digression
 did make quite a dee tour,
and bringing detente amidst marauding
village people hoop reef furred war.