What\'s all this Orchi?
A departure from your usual style?
Didn\'t think you liked \'dark\' poems much?
Oohh, be scared, be very scared!
Nope, not tales of demons or ghosties
But worse - probably....
But why Orchi? Why all this fretting?
Cos--- I\'m about to sing!
Get ya ear-plugs
Or turn up ya radio to drown me out!
Oh yes, it\'s worse than \'Eastenders\'
(A ghastly soap serial on telly in the UK)
You won\'t know though -
Is it me or two cats fighting?
Ya won\'t be able to bear it long
It\'ll drive ya insane
Torment ya day and night
Cos I\'m gonna do
A 24 hour marathon-sing!
Now look, Orchi, it can\'t be that bad
You\'ve not even marked this as \'18+\'
Give it a whirl!
Ok - \'The hills are alive......\'
Just call me Julie (Andrews)
Call me anything within reason
But don\'t call me Edith
Dunno why Edith - just random!
How much more of this inane babbling is there, Orchi?
Well, I\'ll finish now
I\'m available for concerts, shows, solos, etc
Don\'t ya know?!
And I best put this sherry down now
And have a pork pie or three!
And then tell ya a tale or two about 1066!
Yeah, yeah, Orchi!
(He means well, ya know! heehee)
Wot - you\'re gonna sub-title this poem:
\'Ramblings of a madman\'!