The telephone rang,
I answered it.
The voice said
“Hello Andy, it’s Caroline here”.
She is one of the choir members
Who I know a little.
She asked the oddest question,
“Do you know any bagpipe players?”
What a strange question to ask me!
Yes, I love music, always have,
But the thing about bagpipes
Is I like to hear them play “Far Away”;
And the further away, the better!
It is said that the Irish invented the bagpipes and gave them to the Scots but the Scots have not seen the joke yet.