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The Pipes! The Pipes!

The telephone rang,

I answered it.

The voice said

“Hello Andy, it’s Caroline here”.

She is one of the choir members

Who I know a little.

She asked the oddest question,

“Do you know any bagpipe players?”

What a strange question to ask me!

Yes, I love music, always have,

But the thing about bagpipes

Is I like to hear them play “Far Away”;

And the further away, the better!

 

 

It is said that the Irish invented the bagpipes and gave them to the Scots but the Scots have not seen the joke yet.