A.H. Browning

Cosmic Epiphanies In Men’s Clothing


Extra medium is what I wear
I can’t find it here or there
All I can find is too tall or too tight
I’m beginning to think they hide my size

“Here he comes, he’s such a trooper
He’s gonna look so freakin’ super
In everything, that just won’t quite fit
Just keep straight faced and hand him this”


My growth spurt occurred, but to no avail
Shopping remains my personal hell
I’ll just wear the stuff that works the best
They’re my actual cloths, this is not in jest

The ones that fit, I’ve kept around
To wear them when I’m on the town
I hope they last, God have compassion
Who knows, they might come back in fashion

Maybe I should just learn to sew…


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