YOU\'RE IN A QUEUE SIR ~ PLEASE HOLD !
HOW MANY EMAILS ~ Do you get each day ?
On you laptop computer
Who are they from ~ what do they say
Positive ~ Negative or Neuter ?
I get a hundred ~ many more at work
EMAILS from every Tribe & Nation
Some tell me I\'m GREAT ~ others \"Just a Jerk\"
Much much too much MUSH & INFORMATION
HOW MANY PHONE CALLS ~ Do you get each day ?
On your new \"State of the Art\" MOBILE
Who are they from ~ what do they say ?
I guess most of them are FOBILE !
Ladies with offers ~ no man could refuse
Cheap ENERGY and FREE Double Glazing
Philosophers & Poets stirring your Muse
Replace your front lawn with Pavey Crazing !
HOW MANY PEOPLE ~ Do you speak to each day ?
And have a proper conversation ?
Or do they all wear headphones ~ musak interplay
Waitin\' for the PUFF PUFF at the Station !
We sit on the Train ~ like ZOMBIES in a Play
And then MOON WALK at our Destination !
When we get to WORK the Coffee\'s on the perk
Served by machine and not by a BARRISTA
We never speak ~ as the buttons we all twerk
It used to be served by a chatty Irish Sister !
With EARPHONES on my head I tumble into BED
Sweet nothings never SAID ~ my NOVEL still UNREAD !
Thanks for reading ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX