MY HOME ~ has double-glazing
And a new Front Door
Burgler and smoke alarms
Throughout a pristine Parquet Floor !
My Garage ~ automatic door
A Greenhouse and a Shed
My Garden\'s nice and landscaped ~ twice
I have a DOG called FRED !
But firms keep on COLD CALLING
Selly ~ Selly ~ Selly ~ Selly
With voices high ~ from far MUMBAI
And Call Centres from DELHI !
The Wide Boys ~ from the Black Stuff
Want to redo me Drive
Or a SPOOF to mend me ROOF
Or sell me a BEEHIVE !
I\'ve pinned a NOTICE on me Door
No Latter Days ~ No Watchtower People
I\'ve got it all ~ don\'t want no more
Just leave me QUIET & PEACEFUL !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX
Are you fed up with COLD CALLERS and DOUBLE GLAZING
SALESMAN ? My MUM is always nice to MORMONS and
JEHOVAH\'S WITNESSES but she gives THEM some of Her
Evangelical Literature and Prays with them. Because she
makes good COOKIES (Cherry Pie for American Mormons)
they always come back for more and thank her for Praying
for them. She is a Saint and is even nice to Politicians !