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Avid Bookworms On The Loose

The American Library Association

implores cognoscenti tubby alert

impersonators, who

call themselves Ernie and Bert

took a page from Sesame Street Playbook

oft times accompanied

by a Soundcloud of dirt,

boot none other then Pigpen,

(who worked for Peanuts),

and pay-dirt, though

dismissed, cuz he did not exert

true grit, plus more seriously scandalous

sordid details suppressed kept from press,

(which scurrilous breach of conduct

involved said scallywag

violating more than flirt

 

discovered in prurient compromised activity,

where his skin flute encircled,

with an ambrosia girt

transgressions possibly affected

public television station benefactors,

and sterling reputation of bottom line, nor hurt

locker talk (albeit via exaggerated mainly

to make a profit sounding proper

sanctimonious Cliff (hanging) notes,

asper faux expected by

a \"FAKE\" trumping prophet,

sans motley crue comic

stripped of more\'n

motion picture PG ratings,

 

hence future lurid, graphic,

banal, ampersand

(&) dressing room banter

muted, disallowed, and banned

so storied characters birthed by Charles Shulz,

(who passed away prior to near canned

aforementioned indiscretion debacle)

returning amidst fanfare hoopla

much as possible grand

jour \"Making Peanuts Great Again\" hand

diddly restoring full metal paperback jacketed

glory and apple pie order land

 

ding rebirth of cherished popular iconic

easy to digest bookworm feed

which unexpectedly, inadvertently,

and horrifyingly

brewed ferocious breed

on par with the Alaskan Bull Worm,

whereat armed guards

strategically stationed

at libraries entrances indeed

aware voracious young readers,

would pay no heed

to any obstacle, and such unstoppable

ravishing knowledge

hungry kids did exceed

capacity security details dashed away,

faster then Clifford

the big red dog speed!