Woof!
I\'m a \'watchdog\'!
Checking any poems
That may need to be ticked 18+
But forgot to do so!
I\'ll tell ya orf!
Or is that my \'excuse\' to read them?
I mean - the ones with F... B.... and stuff in \'em
Or swoony stuff!
C\'mon now, I need not give ya examples!
I shall only swoon again
Calling them to mind
Woof, woof!
I\'m a \'watchdog\'
Or barking mad
Or both!
Any watchdogs around in 1066
At Battle Of Hastings?
I was there, ya know
So was some of you!
Put that sherry down now Orchi!
The only F and B you need to know
Is Free Bed and Breakfast!
Tee Hee
Is \'Tee Hee\' a bit saucy?
Does it need an 18+?
Does it hint at anything swoony
Cos it\'s different to \'Hee Hee\'?
I\'ll go back to sleep now...
Who rattled my cage?
Why did I bother to get out of bed?!
(O let Orchi be
He means well
Bit eccentric, that\'s all!)
WOOF!!!!
LOL