I use to be hip, thought I was the captain of the ship, well equipped.
Until I had one to many toots, one to many nips.
I tripped, flipped the script had to abandon ship now ain\'t that a blip.
When you\'re talking too many toots and to many nips
Once they get a grip it becomes a dictator ship and all you get is gypped.
So take a tip, when you\'re trying to be hip, you\'ll just wind up a drip with your face in the dip.