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Lurching Toward Grammatical Perfectionism

To compensate for (A -Z)

ineradicable alphanumeric

character flaws (i.e. mutations

of body or mind,)

and avoid amass

sing wracking up vexatiously

undesirable threatening class

action lawsuit against

Matthew Scott Harris,

which preliminary measure

taken to avoid disembarrass

sing said individual as

a majorly flawed individual

literal shortcomings of body,

mind and spirit,

the metier of writing doth encompass

 

a creative realm to trump

geomorphology, sans groundmass

at the unsolicited expense

(mine alter ego i.e. worst critic)

will gleefully find,

and expose grammatical,

misspelling, spelling,

et cetera errors to harass

 

glommed together with isinglass

hop, skip and jumping

to appear as a jackass

whereat no respect

 

able collegiate lass

would give a fig about me,

one totally tubular royal morass,

which expert anthropologists

 

stumped asper nonclass

if eye able Homo

sapiens mutant ninja turtle

case in point being his

 

wanting in height not e\'en pass

sing the six foot mark

plus mental illness

perhaps traceable to

besotted cognitive damage

inherited predecessors

quaffing an overdose of quass

made obvious peering at resulting

Ct scan results viewed

via microscopic spyglass

revealing abnormal amygdala

automatically designating

his aptitude underclass

among average human

with mettlesome Zeusian brass.