We were sat drinking our coffee,
Chatting quite lovingly
With humour and fun.
My wife said
“Do we need anything?”
“Yes” I said, “We need bird food”.
And therein lay the problem.
My wife was in a wheelchair,
The bird food needed a trolley,
I couldn’t do both together,
So the plan was given.
Joyce from coffee to car,
Me from car to shop,
Collect trolley,
Bird food into trolley,
Trolley to checkout,
Pay for bird food,
Trolley to car,
Unload bird food
Onto back seat,
Boot was full of wheelchair,
Trolley back to shop,
Me to car,
Car to home,
Simples.