So the England team have been stopped,
Been stopped from shaking hands,
It is too dangerous they say.
Surely the fist pump is dangerous,
A fist is a sign of aggression.
An open hand a sign of peace,
A sign of no hidden weapons.
What has happened to politeness?
Mind you I am not surprised,
After all it is football,
And I don’t expect politeness,
In this hooligan’s game.
Rugby – a game for hooligans played by gentlemen.
Football – a game for gentlemen played by hooligans.