Is it necessary to always agree? How will it ever progress you past living off tips and beans?
Just say it how it really is..
Tell her you don\'t really give a shit,
About her vertically challenged boyfriends napoleon complex, causing him to be a bit of a dick, for the seventeenth time this week..tell her to leave, he\'s a control freak..or if he ever really did lose his shit, just hold his forhead back with her palm, while his arms swing then call the police before tweeting it.
I guess this makes me a hypocrite..
Because of, oh you know, how much I love you, but I can\'t bring myself to admit it, for the fear of feelings not reciprocated..
I digress from what I originally intended this imaginary conversation to be..
Hold the phone where were we?
Oh yeah that\'s right it\'s time you grew some teeth,
To back up that pink hair and leopard print two piece.
For once tell him you can\'t work the over time..
Just so he can go home early to play video games online, while Ignoring his wife, and in the great game of life it leaves you behind, on the coursework for the degree that when complete might change your life..
I guess this makes me a hypocrite, because of, oh you know, my undiscovered genius, going to waste 9 till half past 5..