I shouldn’t have had,
That spicy app.
I feel inflated,
And, want to nap.
But, that is not,
To happen at least.
This gas inside,
Must be released.
Oh, here it comes!
About to blow!
The biggest belch!
Going to explode!
Then, someone asks,
Was that a frog?
Or, maybe instead,
A barking dog?
I say not a word,
To anyone.
For, another belch,
Is about to come.
Again, they ask,
What’s that sound?
Has there been an earthquake,
Underground?
Now, myself,
I can’t contain.
Another burp,
Out my mouth, again.
Was it a tornado?
Was it a train?
Whatever it was,
There must be pain!
Finally, I begin,
To feel placid.
Simply because,
I took an antacid.
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Beg your pardon :)
- Category: Humor
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Very good. Very funny. Well done
There was a young man from Ostende
Who couldn't lean over or bend.
The cause of the trouble
Was a great gas bubble
That wouldn't come out either end.
That is a great one Garry. Thanks very much! I always get a kick out of this topic. Can be funny, embarrassing, but great when you are alone! Just let it rip 🙂
Good fun write.
Thanks Goldfinch!
Oh lol good write.
🙂 Thanks
I had a young friend called HERB
Renowed for power and ...
Shower of his BURB
When I asked "What's the trouble"
He replied it's a bubble
Of gas in me tubble
That has to explode
Or I'll burst
Thanks for sharing HONEY ~ at least
it is more socially acceptable than FA * * ING !
Hugs (despite it might make you BURP !) BRIAN
Ha Ha. I think it would have been ok for you to spell it out (or smell it out?)
barking spiders?
Yes, maybe 🙂 Thanks WW!
Very funny and a great write
Thanks Tony!
Welcome
Great one - just be grateful it was the northerlies - its even more embarrassing when its the southerlies.
Reminds me of the epithet on a gravestone: Where ere you be let your wind go free for holding it back was the death of me.
That is a great gravestone point to leave for all! You are very funny Michael. Thanks!
Excellent write! I like your lighthearted topics that make me smile. Even your feedback is funny! I applaud you for always coming up with relatable topics every single day!
Thanks Christina! I prefer writing funny stuff. And there is a lot of funny out there! I appreciate, as always, hearing from you! Hope the weather is improving. We are set for one more ice/snow event. Keep warm!
a belch of a WriteBeLight..!
HA HA Thanks Kevin! We all get a little gassy now and then... 🙂
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