In days of old when Knights were bold and wore bright and shining armor
When Kings were more that mortal men the Knights would die for honor
Here we meet our hero the good Knight “Sir Doobie Dubious”
He was a champion in the sacred order of the Crest of the Dove
He championed for the fair maid” Mary Jane” he championed for love
In the kingdom was a castle in the castle was the King
The King sat in the throne room on his throne high above
At the table sat the good Knights of the Crest of the Dove
Will the good lord “Sir Doobie Dubious” succeed in upholding the creed
Of the sacred order of the Crest of the Dove
“Sir; Do you mean to defend yon fair maidens honor?”
Yes I believe I will indeed I would bode well to charm her
My lord I beg you succeed in upholding the creed and yon fair maidens honor
Alas as he mounted his steed he started to bleed having pinched his balls in his armor
He let out a scream and to all there it seemed his voice was two octaves higher
The King did decree” what’s wrong with thee” and re-assigned the knight to the choir
The Knight made a plea but had to agree he did not succeed in upholding the creed
To say nothing of fair maiden “ Mary Jane’s honor
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Author:
willyweed (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A humorous tale of knights of old.
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Oh dear lol. No pain is like it. I won't go into details but...... lol.
ouch , glad you enjoyed and sorry if it's relatable ? ww
I'm giggling at this one - probably happened more often than not! Such were the days of old.........
Thank you Lorna, that was my intention to get a giggle. peace ww
Yep, happened to me in the same way. I had this suit of armour on and was trying to get on a horse and..........! lol.
surely you jest? lol...ww
Well, I'm millions of years old, so I say. Ahh, I get it - jest. Yes, it was when I was jesting in a horse competition in medieval times. Oh, that's jousting - near enough to 'jest'. lol.
It means you're joking
ah, then we can go chase King Arthur down right here in the heart of Somerset. there are many stories to be told about Camelot and the Knights who were under orders from the Great King Arthur.
Thank you Kevin , I hope to see you soon in Bath keep your phone on !
I love this!
Thank you!
you are most welcome, I love a good story poem. peace ww
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