Just Shy 'o The Concupiscent Cusp

As par and parcel of being

alive wire impossible aye

to maintain totally tubularly

literarily celibate by and bye

with parochial restraint antiseptic dry

as dust poetic refrains

asper this healthy older guy

devoid of physical whim zee

unlike a inscrutable eunuch...so hi

there dear reader experienced

by this self contrived Zen

minded nonestablishmentarian outlier,

whose nonconformist yen

tries to steer clear of controversy,

heresy, prurient wen

unless one happened

to be eunuchized,

i.e. sexless as a cold oven,

but similar to generic men

this writerly hen

pecked husband dully

drumming, droning, and

dribbling as a lix spittle

aged chap housed within

Schwenksville, Pennsylvania bailiwick

though far less inclined

to whet ma lil atrophied dipstick

than some young buck

at the peak of his sexual prowess

every now and again viz,

aye feel a much slighter sensation

drubbing, crackling, and

buckling mine body electric

and attempt to record

re: font ten blue type

boldface and/or Italic

such infrequently occurring

fleeting Johnson magic

speculating why the

hoo ha regarding mystic

spell binding codas,

dogmas, and enigmas,

an integral component naturalistic

within the calculus of life,

when human species

(parenthetically), naturally, inherently,

and biologically opportunistic

akin to other organisms whose quixotic

antics allow NON GMO,

MSG, and gluten free,

and uncensored discussion

asper reproductive habits rhapsodic

with floral and/or faunal symphonic

emanations donning each their own

"NON FAKE" trumpeting

spectacular humbly modest

rubric, yet...universalistic

as being linkedin

within the cosmic whirled wide web.