Anemic Checking Account

 

This Citizen Banker

safely in his compound doth attest,

sans donning his typical

gabbling and trumpeting ways,

while legally tendered,

currently being cents

less lee swept away

soul fully - bellow

wing from my chest

(with fortissimo, the

whirling wide webbed

watery tidal swells

rivaling the peak

of Mount Everest)

reef furring to being

nearly reduced to poverty

hence, essentially buck

king the tide while washed out -

since day short and dollar late

circumstances force me

to cash worthless buffalo chips

astutely as you correctly guessed

from deep pull horrible

United States economic situation,

where option non

existent against invest

ting, nesting, and squirreling

financial resources jest

accessible for wealthy people

to sync investment portfolios

region of popular tax haven,

viz Cayman Islands lest

hefty costs accrue

keeping scrupulously stashed re:

sources untouchable,

where Uncle Sam canst

access ex cell lent

healthy maturing outlook

king monies, and understandable

at rage against the machine

if rainy day funds messed

up, but solvent versus

debts drowning oneself

unable to stay afloat,

where declaring Chapter 7 bankruptcy

doomed to bobbing

within a sinking boat,

and where pointless

to pull out all the whistle stops

including abandoning resorting

to heroic measures

while additionally futile

to shed tears and emote

only kidding self to seek out goat

tam ma Buddha, nor will

I resort to gofundme

(cuz ma last name NOT Kardashian),

but matter of fact lee

roll with the figurative punches

feigning tubby Jew Dee

or an incarnation

of Muhammad Ali

during his ready for prime time Box

sing rebellious jabbering

left fist out fox

sing prize fighter un

defeated champ with mox

see, his champion modesty

oozed muscles like rocks,

a bankable one man

Gibraltar with precious

mettle to the core,

not wanting with his pugilistic,

yet homegrown genteel

ringing true mark

solid core state athletically valued

bankable bonded stocks.