Who Would've Guessed

She's bitchy
And rude
And way too crude
She curses like a sailor
Who would've guessed
That the sweet little girl
With blonde bouncing curls
Would grow up to be such a wreck
Who would've guessed
That she'd go out and party
Paint her face like slutty Barbie
Barely dressed
Who would've guessed
Craving love and attention
Anything to distract from the tension
Of being so depressed
Who would've guessed
No one could've seen
That she'd end up so obscene
A total hot mess
Who would've guessed
But now here we are
It isn't so bizarre
In a world is so grotesque
Anyone should've guessed