Das Decrements Describe Digs

Grasping figurative literary straws

poetic theme yielded

farfetched aggregate

i.e., where each dwelling

listed as figurative Stormy bedmate,

this nada so eminent (Eminem fan)

lived since the year MM at:

1148 greentree lane,

724 railroad avenue, and

2 highland manor drive, which

defy obvious numerical pattern relationship,

albeit tougher than dismantling

an atomic bomb

Fermi (Enrico) to create

least common denominator

nonetheless, aye delineate

laughably limpid, loquaciously lumped,

and ludicrously as an Uber Lyft

(please lemme look foolish)

evincing desperate clamor

ring blather already

prepping myself for fallout after,

I post very tenuous

schema attempting to enumerate

loosely linkedin previous

to present physical addresses

straining credulity to formulate

formulaic relationship between

street numbered residential places,

futile endeavor mathematical

relationship to generate

readying myself (hatches

being battened down) against

first responder, who

doth dare to humiliate,

this self serving ingrate

gnome hatter hood

awkwardly entwine goofily integrate

ting (Spike Lee's

She's Gotta Have It)

"FAKE" self importance,

sans presenting schema

with literary Bo Jangles

flourishes, that (EGADS) doth jaculate

utter cheek to jowl (consonant

to vowel) outstanding

Uttar Pradesh Khanate,

nonetheless strives to

feign making Genghis

(alias Matthew Scott)

Harris heirs legitimate

if necessary calling on

Trump to mandate

and/or asking supreme

court to necessitate

putting sanctions against

quasi (moe toe)

POTUS oxymorons

so American totalitarianism

can freely operate

in tandem with

Putin to participate!