Nostalgia For Yesteryear Of Boyhood

(alternately titled: whipping and pommel ling 

das soar addle brain)

My most recent deuce score
 
plus three bajillion ban

an nah ram ma orbitz

squared bob sponge pants

day of birth passed uneventfully –

(round el sol) saw me dan

sing around one average star, which Evan

chilly wool worth hilly exhibit

death throe tulle pan

dum mo' knee yum -

becoming a black hole sun,

when photon illumination

totally tubularly blinks

out more'n Knots Lan

ding all countries

with exception of Japan

(if only for explicit purpose

of this poem) can

did lee stated fan

silly free and foot loose

to appease the ghost of Ivan

the Terrible, who would

phish she shuss lee

never fin hush his

rage against the machine

foaming at the mouth

asper gar non sequitur

spoiler alert hint

aye made debut 13th of Jan)

and now for no rhyme,

nor reason mention

nothing (by the way)

written thus far tan

gent shill to the square

of hide bound

Halliburton Hippopotamus,

whose first name

Horton doth move in clan

destine fashion, oh...and nope

definitely not related

to ancestors of Kublai Khan

whose nickname Lloyd

though, whoa, wow,

and yikes quite a time span

'tween that Mongol

consigning, conning, and condemning

“FAKE” deplorable trump

ping app Paul

ling Peters to Azkaban

nonetheless, aye never aver

witnessed no fanfare

for this common (c'mon) man

lettuce high tail gangnam style to San

Mateo (matt er factly

founded, settled, and

populated by Scottish

donning Harris tweed

a hop, skip and jump by van

from this yan

key dude dull who lives ian

Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.