Please Do Not Take Away My Chair

Please do not take away my chair.

I sit, relax, have my coffee, and read there.

It has a pair of cup holders,

and both arms open for storage.

It is an electrical recliner,

with neon lights.

How can you throw away something so rare?

If you throw it away,

then I will be distrought,

about the chair, that I never bought.

So please don't throw it away...

my chair that is.