Empire Emphatically Enforces Exercise

Fitness guru (grew)

to an abrupt screeching halt,

i.e. did dramatically abate,

whence significant block of time,

I formerly did allocate

(within recent past)

for physical work out,

whence crude writing of mine

didst clamor (and disclaimer)

for me to ameliorate

said primitive chicken scratch,

where this aspiring wordsmith

seriously considered guillotine

executioner to amputate

my head as a last ditch

decision to annihilate

every last trace of anonymous

Norwegian bachelor farmer,

who stoically didst annunciate

grim fate with bravado

expedited and antedate

as most acceptable, expedient,

and honorable deed to antics

feted visit of Matthew Scott Harris

measure for measure,

cuz yours truly could anticipate,

viz, the lifetime deplorable

basket case apostate,

sans slacking of

state mandated regimen decision

upheld by appellate

(cap'n Kangaroo) court

unequivocally, reverently,

and supremely didst approbate

negligence toot hone body electric,

would warrant appropriate

action far more serious

all chief (Tour So)

headless horseman didst articulate

decapitation (while the salacious

notes re: despacito

softly filled the air

tempting one mere Vlad

to start Putin on the ritz)

versus eternal damnation, humiliation

absolute deathly guarantee,

asper risking tainted hands

(albeit even gloved one of tormentor)

with option to (buy

hack it kit to) asphyxiate

this extreme sanctioned

modus operandi

death sentence issuing

collective crowdsource

exhalation to aspirate,

which outcome foretold

irrevocable fate authenticate

ting, how, when, and where

condemned overly ate,

omitting athletic training,

which indulgence

equalled a dead soul

weigh ting to

be fed to Cerberus,

where actions evinced

urgent strategy to authenticate

combating lackadaisical

indifference toward

keeping the well taut body

fit as a fiddle, and

nip in figurative bud backdate

ting initial accursed onset re:

spreading epidemic

(mindset kudzu contagion)

forcing explicit need for panacea

where ostracized people

(from a former

declarative simple,

unquestionably more

lenient administration),

where undeserving

exclamatory reprobates

solely given compound

run on sentences

including a barbiturate.