Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Or Woman, Or Child, Or...

The following elucidated

conjecture actually can

(reed best) be taken with a grain

of salt, and no ray ban

nah nah split 'ope ya 'ere me

cloud and lear, cuz (Oh my...

heavens to Betsy), ennui

got pulled by Evan -

Jewel Lean, who handed this long fellow

(wads worth to you)

speculation with fan

see prestidigitation legerdemain - tan

ta mount to cheap tricks

re: out of thin air

by this half

fast hue man,

Hill Billy Willy Wonka Nilly,

who blithely doth asseverate

apothegm (poem title) equally applicable

Century21 today Aswan

damn maxim initially

bespoke, when collective

primates begat enfant terrible

foo fighting predetermining anon

metastasizing debacle Yeti

bedeviling civilization

a bajillion years in the future with

Matthew Scott Harris deadpan

words worth less his way

before even an odd iota

of dire straight sultan

of swing didst merely span

spottily scattered amidst

pristine Earth, where

unchanging arboreal

beastie boys to oman,

and flock of sea gulls

continuity elapsed – Ivan

hunch, albeit un

recorded disc contented sow

sow hogtied pan

dum mo' nee ham, or

blessed historical events,

kept (stay'n) alive,

courtesy"FAKE" Trump

petting Dapper Dan,

where he knit pattern,

qua oral tradition, sans clan

destine scattered hot pockets

of sparse Homo sapiens,

i.e. humanity LESS preponderant,

primary, and/or prolific,

where superstitions parlayed

(voodoo with no Fran Schwa),

and whirling dervishes fed elan,

which earliest recorded (doctored,

digitized, and demented

oh yea), not

tomb mitt to dimly mentioned

asper "time and tide

wait for no man"

purportedly by one

Saint Marher, circa:

1225 anno domini.