THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING

Shayl

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot shrew

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad -- can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden years have come at last

The Golden years can kiss my ass.

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