I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot shrew
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden years have come at last
The Golden years can kiss my ass.
- Author: Shayl Mantei (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: October 22nd, 2018 15:26
- Category: Humor
- Views: 18
Comments3
This poem is hilarious. I loved it, but I wonder if you meant "pooping" instead of "popping." It rhymes you know. If that's what you meant, hit the edit button and correct it. 🙂
Thanks for posting this excellent poem on the aging process.
I had to see who would notice
Too funny, Shayl. I'm glad I did. 🙂
I'm still laughing...
Very funny indeed. Keep up the writing.
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