PECO (Philadelphia Electric Company)...

rew4er2nail

wont get a red cent from me
(
explained by following words you see)

No...not until the 
     bitter cold temperature, 
     sans iron maiden 
     (Polar Vortex) grips 
Southeastern Montgomery County
 
     (Perkiomen Valley) Pennsylvania 
     will this foo fighting 
      goo goo doll, beastie boy - hips
stir survivalist 
     wannabe contemplate
 
     cracking on the heat, 
     no matter mine lips
might turn me, and 
     false teeth chatter 
     (even after taking them 

     out of my mouth)
     as the mercury dips
way below degrees 
     (Centigrade, Fahrenheit, 

     or Kelvin) oh Lord 
     will passing thought eclipse
penumbra of mine 
     cerebral cortex reckon eyes,

the benefits to future 
     cryogenicists voluntarily becoming 
     (a frozen human 
     Guinea Pig) realize 

zing molecular biochemical 
     behavior practically 
     comes to a stand 
     still, I surmise,
which cessation of  
     ordinary senescence buys

time until some 
     future age, when scientists 
     long since didst devise
strategies to approach immortality, 

     (viz keeping "live" body 
     electric factory completely 
     preserved), and get wise 
to hidden secret to exorcize  

death be not 
     proud, thus putting 
     funeral parlors out of business, 
     which astute morticians who espies

the future, and how 
     the quaint practice, 
     asper burial plots
     (oh...so yesteryear), 
     and dramatically dies

down quickly giving rise
to the burgeoning enterprise
re: bajillion dollar franchise,

where death cab for cutie 
     offers booby prize
a coffin (grateful dead set)
"feign" to eulogize.

 

 

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 23rd, 2018 00:52
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 60
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